Okay, I know I haven't updated, posted, uploaded, etc. anything lately, and I don't really have much in the way of excuses other than a) I'm lazy, b) I haven't had much drawing time/inspiration, c) school and work, and d) did I mention I'm lazy?

Anyway, this is me just kinda being bored and random with a malfunctioning scanner once again hampering any attempts at uploading anything.

Well, first story is about the bird shit: As I was getting ready for school, my brother said he'd wait in the car. After a couple minutes, while I was pulling on my shoes, my brother walks back inside and stares at me, pouting. I asked 'what's with the face?' and all he did was pout more, even adding a pathetic(though fake) whimper. I then noticed something splattered on his arm, so I asked what it was. He then told me a bird shat on his head while walking out to the car, and I just about died of laughter.

Story number 2: In physics class, we're talking about ultrasonic and infrasonic waves and what they do, yatta yatta yatta. Well, we were discussing ultrasound machines and my teacher asked why do the pictures look so grainy? None of us had a clue, so he gave me a hint: he said that it had to do with energy level. So, me being tired and random said 'if they put too much energy into it the baby would explode.' He actually said that it is a possibility that the baby would be harmed by the greater intensity of the waves and might have the same effect as hotdogs cooked too long in a microwave. This sparked a big conversation about how their fingers would split like overcooked hotdogs and they'd esplode in the womb...it was a very interesting, pointless, and hilarious conversation. XD